by Willow Dawn Becker | Feb 10, 2021 | Blog, Funny, Momming
Warning: It’s possible that SOME of the “research” in this article may not be entirely correct. All I remember is eating a bunch of chocolate and talking to a lot of random people. I’ve blocked most of it out. Also, I do NOT condone child-eating, unless they’re...
by Willow Dawn Becker | Feb 10, 2021 | Blog, Funny, On Writing - Fiction
I procrastin ate. As a writer, It’s important to procrastinate. In fact, I don’t trust any writer without a good, strong dose of the stuff. Who really wants to sit down and fully flesh out a whole story, outline, or chapter in one sitting? No one sentient. So the...
by Willow Dawn Becker | Oct 11, 2012 | Blog, Funny, On Writing - Fiction
So, there you are. You have a brilliant idea that is just chewing its way out of your skull and you have decided to sit down and finally write it. Great for you! Fortunately, there is a billion dollar industry that is just dying to tell you how to accomplish your goal...
by Willow Dawn Becker | Aug 28, 2012 | Blog, Funny
You. Yeah, I’m talking to you right now. Don’t pretend that I didn’t just see that happen. Just because we are at a stop light and you are in a 1932 ford 3 window coupe car doesn’t mean that we are in separate worlds. I am not a figment of your...
by Willow Dawn Becker | Jun 27, 2012 | Blog, Funny
I love the apocalypse. A regular apocalypse is almost as cool as The Zombie Apocalypse (or the Zombocalypse, if you will). I decided that the most helpful thing I can do for you today is give you a realistic list of things that you will need in order to survive this...
