Category: Marriage & Sex

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To the Virgins: Sisterly Advice for Your Wedding Night

This post is for people who are about to have sex for the first time, or who would like to hilariously remember all the things they wished they’d known the first time they had sex. If you’re not prepared to read about either of those things, here’s a fun alternative activity! Wow! You’re really going…
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How to Capture and Care For a Unicorn: A Guaranteed 5-Step Method

My brother is single and upwards of 30. This is not a problem, really. Lots of people get married later in life. Indeed, being married is not the end-all be-all of existence. But, I have a feeling he would like to find someone to love forever. Someone beautiful, funny, interesting, creative…someone that is exceptionally rare and…
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How to Pick Up Chicks

Whew!!  What a marathon of writing! I have been diligently working on my book, “The Neverending Story of Eternal Suckage” and feel that I am getting incredibly close to the final product.  So far, I have been able to get my heroine across the bottom of the ocean, into a secret city, and almost to…
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Wow. We are getting personal now, aren’t we? Okay, there comes a time in a young person’s life when they begin getting these feelings for members of the opposite sex… It’s a lot like my dad told me. “It’s like a giant who’s sleeping. You could wake him up, but he’ll probably do a lot…
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Secret Order of the Indent: What They Don’t Tell You About Marriage

Recently, a good friend of mine was married in the beautiful Colorado summer sun. Of course, you couldn’t really tell, what with all the hellfire and damnation that seemed to perpetrate the burning skyline. They say that it’s bad luck to have good weather on your wedding, right? If that’s the case, they are going…
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