A couple of weeks ago, I looked at my Facebook author page and realized that I had close to 500 followers. Being a number-loving kind of gal, I figured that I would turn the upcoming 500 into a real event.
So, I decided that I would issue a challenge.
It was a fun challenge to consider. Could I really fit 500 names in 3 minutes? Could I write a rap? Could I make a music video?
Oh yeah. I sure as heck can.
So, for the last three weeks, I’ve been writing my little heart out, costuming like crazy, and memorizing names. It’s total insanity. And now, it is finished. I feel a lot like Dr. Frankenstein looking down at a particularly scary monster with some freakin’ awesome dance moves.
Are you ready to watch the possibly unforgettable “Follower Rap”? You should be warned before you click the “play” button. This video contains:
- White girls rapping.
- Robot dancing.
- Inappropriately-aged cheerleaders.
- Chewing gum.
- Sagging jeans.
- Alien sunglasses.
Watch at your own risk.