The Resurrectionist

Hello, world. Did you miss me?

I have been absent from the internet for a while now. There are many reasons, but I will spare you a lot of the boring details. The short list looks like this:

  1. Wrote book
  2. Had baby
  3. Didn’t sleep for a year
  4. Bought house
  5. Edited book

Let me just answer all the questions that you now have:

  1. Yes, my daughter is over a year old now, and absolutely precious. When she’s not screaming like she’s looked into the infinite void and seen only burning pools of blood.
  2. No, you can’t read my book. As awesome as writing and editing a 120k-word book is, it is also slow when you have to do it in 15-minute increments between changing diapers and writing websites.
  3. Maybe. I assumed you asked me whether not sleeping for a year made me crazier that I already was. Oh, you asked about my favorite character from Arrested Development? The answer is the same.

Just a quick disclaimer: This is a teaser article, my friends. I am coming back to the internet.

But not today.

As of next week, I will be posting brand-spanking-new content once a week to be posted on Sundays. I also am working on a possible podcast, which will be revealed at that time.

Will it work? I don’t know.

Can I consistently put out awesome articles? I don’t know.

But I’m going to try, gosh-darnit.

And as for my book? Much like the apocalypse, it’s coming sooner than you expect. Be watchful. Be wary.

 

 

 

 

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