Hello, world. Did you miss me?
I have been absent from the internet for a while now. There are many reasons, but I will spare you a lot of the boring details. The short list looks like this:
- Wrote book
- Had baby
- Didn’t sleep for a year
- Bought house
- Edited book
Let me just answer all the questions that you now have:
- Yes, my daughter is over a year old now, and absolutely precious. When she’s not screaming like she’s looked into the infinite void and seen only burning pools of blood.
- No, you can’t read my book. As awesome as writing and editing a 120k-word book is, it is also slow when you have to do it in 15-minute increments between changing diapers and writing websites.
- Maybe. I assumed you asked me whether not sleeping for a year made me crazier that I already was. Oh, you asked about my favorite character from Arrested Development? The answer is the same.
Just a quick disclaimer: This is a teaser article, my friends. I am coming back to the internet.
But not today.
As of next week, I will be posting brand-spanking-new content once a week to be posted on Sundays. I also am working on a possible podcast, which will be revealed at that time.
Will it work? I don’t know.
Can I consistently put out awesome articles? I don’t know.
But I’m going to try, gosh-darnit.
And as for my book? Much like the apocalypse, it’s coming sooner than you expect. Be watchful. Be wary.